Tracys wacky world full of tittle-tattle & flummery!!

Three little pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table
and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.

The Third piggy says -

"Well, somebody has to go wee, wee, wee all the way home!!"

K so i have a theory about Lost mayb its weird but then so is the program at times and im weird anyway so here goes..... I reckon that they all died in the plane crash and the island is like a temporary world that they are all liviing on b4 its decided whether they go to heaven or hell. It wud explain why they keep seeing all their dead relatives & Mayb the "others" r the ones that take away all the ones that go to heaven. Hmm mayb ive just bin thinking about it way to much and im probably completely wrong but incase i aint then u all know that i worked it out b4 its revealed and if i am completely wrong then WOTEVER!

k so ive just bin on a message board im glad im not the only one that has this theory this is a quote from one guy....

Hmm mayb just mayb, there is a lot of weird shit happening on the island tho so we shal have to just wait and see .........

One other thing why is Msn Spaces bein so gay?! i thought they were supposed to of improved the photo album section but instead its bein all weird! This has nothing to do with lost by the way its just me havin a moan im in a moany mood!

Any of ur own lost theories welcome by the way be interesting to know wot clever ideas u gotz if ne?!

NITE ALL XXX